Crapgadget: USB back massager, limbo string and more obviously terrible ideas

Remember those battery-operated vibrating ladybugs that people used to pass around (multiple times) as office gifts? Yeah, that critter ain't got nothing on this stable of patently awful gizmos. We've seen a remarkable amount of garbage pass under our noses in the past few weeks, and we've rounded up the worst of the worst for your consideration. So, is a USB shell speaker really more embarrassing than a V-Sports console for folks tired of searching for a Wii? Is the i-Knock personal IM notifier more unnecessary than the Encore Rockin' Music Lamp? Or does the OMG-inducing Limbo String walk away with the gold here? We know, each and every item is a festering turd in one way or another, but which of the ones below just exemplify the word "crap?" Choose carefully.
Read - USB shell speaker
Read - USB back massager
Read - V-Sports console
Read - i-Knock IM doohickey
Read - Encore Rockin' Music Lamp
Read - Limbo String

Crapgadget Crapdown: Too Many, Too Fast Edition

Speakers in a half-shell, dude!USB back massager, with a hint of BrookstoneV-Sports console -- lamer than the Viii-Knock IM notifier: for the person who gets no IMsDock-infused music lampLimbo String: converting good guys into morons one stoop at a time

[Via: Engadget ]